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The Rugby Movie we’ve been waiting for

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Art, as they say, imitates life.

Sylvester-Stallone---Rocky-III-Photograph-C12150466And when it comes to movies, no stone has been left unturned. You name it, they’ve got a movie for it. True stories, action flicks, girly movies, horror movies, documentaries, and the staple of all feel good stories – sports movies. Sports movies are a dime in a dozen, with almost every popular sport covered. From the rough-it-out boxing slugfest that is Raging Bull, to the hoop sailing documentary, Hoop Dreams, most sports fans have a movie that is both loved by critics and fans alike, with sports lovers identifying with said movie as well as adding it to their much hallowed dvd rack.

Except for rugby.

Rugby is a sport that, while being able to lay claim to being a world-wide sport, isn’t quite the eye catcher for movie makers in general. Most popular big budget movies that contain rugby are just that, rugby in the background. In The Four Feathers, rugby was just another tool used by the government to groom the men for war and violence and is shown briefly at the beginning. Quite appropriate if I might say so myself. The Departed has a scene at the beginning where Matt Damon plays 10 seconds of rugby before his team is shown on the losing end. Proper mainstream rugby movies are quite rare, and unfortunately, the one movie that most people will remember rugby for isn’t about rugby but rather rugby players who err eat each other.

Of course, you’ve got Forever Strong, the most recent rugby movie to grace the dvd rental stores that is, if anything, a play by the numbers clique ridden flick that adopts every staple notion of every great sports movie made and flaunts it like no tomorrow. Sorry. But its no fair when boxers have their “Rocky” and american footballers have their “Remember the Titans”, and all we’ve got are some non-new zealanders butchering the haka both on the field and in prison >.>

All however, is not lost. Hope is just around the corner. From the stable that’s brought you Mystic River, Million dollar baby and Grand Torino comes our (hopefully) saviour of a proper rugby movie, Invictus.

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This is a dream come true for the oval ball fans like me who despair for a proper treatment of our beloved sport on the big screen. This movie has a lot going for it that, at least I hope, seems destined for greatness and perhaps even a few oscar awards along the way. Let’s do a checklist shall we?

1) Awesome director? Clint “Make my day punk!” Oscar chewing, .44 magnum wielding, anti-hero, manly man Eastwood? Check. Punk.

2) Awesome leading character? Morgan ‘batman’s Q” Freeman playing Mandela? Come on – he was batman’s gadget go-to guy! Who can compete with that? Batman says “check”.

3) Awesome leading character 2? Matt “My name is Jason Bourne and my head hurts” Damon playing Francois Pienaar? A karate chop to the head check.

4) Awesome story? It’s based on a true story! How more awesome can that be?! IMDB says:

“The film tells the inspiring true story of how Nelson Mandela joined forces with the captain of South Africa’s rugby team to help unite their country. Newly elected President Mandela knows his nation remains racially and economically divided in the wake of apartheid. Believing he can bring his people together through the universal language of sport, Mandela rallies South Africa’s rugby team as they make their historic run to the 1995 Rugby World Cup Championship match.”

Here’s the trailer to dispel any lingering doubts:

Or for you youtubers (Vinaka Kania Tiko!):

December 11, 2009 folks. As village 6 always say, “Mark the date.”

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Youtube Video of the Month – Free for All Brawl

Boxing in Fiji hasn’t been too kind to its followers. Amongst the long line of mishaps, including Joy Ali’s much talked about no-show, Saturday night’s all out brawl between Joe Naleca and Tevita Vakalalabure can now be added to the dismayal list of unprofessionalism in the ring.
Who am I kidding. The best part about boxing is when the boxers disregard said professionalism and go all out against each other, trainers and fans in tow :P
According to reports, Vakalalabure seemed to be the bad boy of the fight, insisting on adding a few knocks on Naleca after the referee stops the fight 3 times. In the first round he landed a couple of jabs on Naleca after the referee had called for a break. The second round had the same thing going twice, and was appropriately penalised…by having a point deducted. Yay. By the third round, Naleca was beginning to warm up to the idea of taking the fight to Vakalalabure, referee or no referee.
And that’s when the real fun starts, with the respective trainers leaping into the ring to stop the punchout. Soon fans of both sides join in the fray, with the police not far behind. The video ends with some goliath guy dragged out to the left of the screen, probably screaming “LAI VI AU! LAI VI AU!” (LEAVE ME! LEAVE ME!)
I almost wish I was there.

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New Shiny Happy Blog 2.0!

So today I decided to browse around the back end of the blog and see what new things I could tinker with to add to this mess of literacy we call ‘local blogging’. Granted I’ve yet to change the banner (and last year I couldn’t seem to settle on one for very long) but as the famous Rabuka would always say, “No Other Way.”
No idea how that relates to the new website changes, but I needed a quote from someone local, and fast.
Right.
First off, you’ll notice the nice and slightly edited introductory text has been moved to the top of all the posts. For the newcomers so that they’ll get a fairly quick if somewhat confusing idea of just what the hell this blog is all about, why there’s a coconut with a modem in the banner, and what ‘va kils‘ means. And just for the record, not all of us locals drink grog. At…the same time that is.
On the right side where most of the action is happening, you’ll discover a few new blog gadgets that should satisfy most gadgetphiles, if they do indeed exist.
A new poll! After their great win over the Irish, the Fiji Bati are going to taking on the current rugby world cup holders, Australia! Pray tell, how do you think the Bati are going to fare in the upcoming battle of the ‘massive, massive underdogs’ David and Goliath? Do we break the odds and achieve rugby history or go down fighting like the warriors that we are? Vote in the poll and let us know what you think. And be quick. Mr Impulsive put up this poll with only a few days to the game. Smart.
Oh. And ignore the old poll. For some reason only known to Elvis, I can’t remove it, button mashing the ‘remove’ button or not. Fail. Fixed due to the Firefox powers that be ;)
Fijians @ Heart displays who is following this blog, either via RSS or email. Because all blog owners need some sort of ego boost. Money payment or not.
After that we’ve got the awesome Fiji Calendar. Which, is supposed to show holiday dates and school terms native to Fiji courtesy of Strange Pants. Except that it doesn’t work. Because I don’t know how to set the RSS feed to subscribe to the calendar already laid out by Strange Pants. Help? Fixed, thanks to Strange Pants strange progamming h@XxoR 5k1lL5.
The list of local blogs of interest has been given a massive overhaul, thanks in part to the mod that allows you to display your own list of feeds from your RSS reader. So basically, what you see on the right is what I have in my reader under ‘local blogs’. Each blog has its own title (which is a link) as well as its latest post (which is also a link!). Of course, there are quite a few out there that are local but either (a) haven’t been updated since the original Star Trek series or (b) don’t have that much to say in way of the way Fiji is. Of course, I have missed out on some other local blogs out there that show other aspects of Fiji and its life, so if you know some that would be good to put on the list, leave a comment saying how silly I am to miss out on blog X because it’s awesome and to make sure I brush my hair properly the next time I go for work.
More updates, changes, hissyfits about components not working as they happen.

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Rugby League – Fiji Bati Vs Ireland – Live Blogging

Live blogging this real quick – You owe me a beer for this Sharky ^_^

For those not in the know and reading this at the time of publishing, press F5 now and then to refresh the post to get an update of the game as it progresses.
3:27: Holy crap a score to Fiji! Awesome run from the middle, score right near the posts.
Fiji 6 Ireland 0

7:37: Damnit. Crappy tackling along the wing from Fiji results in a quick score by Ireland on the far right side of the field. Conversation was surprisingly accurate.
Fiji 6 Ireland 6

11:42: Ooooh Hayne’s eyes weren’t on the  ball, resulting in a forward ball right near Ireland’s scoreline. Eyes on the prize mate ><
14:50: Heart-breakingly close! Short chinese looking guy (i’ll get the name later i promise) for Fiji makes a break for the scoreline but gets held up right like 1 metre before the line and looses the ball to the Irish. More greens, more height XD
22:34: A knock on ball from Fiji right infront of the Irish scoreline again! Fiji’s got to stop with the silly mistakes if they want to move beyond the 6-6 scoreline that haunts my waking moment.
25:32: Talking about those silly mistakes, Fiji just gave away a penalty to Ireland after one of our players decided to wipe his elbow all over an irish player. Infront of all those cameras. And the referree. Smart. Penalty attempt was amiss, so scores remained the same. For now.
29:30: Golden boy Uate makes an absolutely brilliant try, slicing through the Irish defense and scoring right next to the posts. Wes converts the try easily.
Fiji 12 Ireland 6

35:52: Careless hands from a lame catch by one of the Fijian boys results in a score for the Irish. Been noticing this guy make quite a few mistakes. The pressure seems to be getting to him, a fact that he himself seems to acknowledge after knocking on the ball now and then. At least the conversation missed. Whew.
Fiji 12 Ireland 10

39:21: My heart did a few skips when a bad pass from a Fijian player skipped a few players hands, and finally landing with one of the irish fellows, only to get hammered by a bati tree with a bandage around his head. Irish guy walks off the field with a bleeding nose. I make a fist at the screen.
Half Time: Fiji 12 Ireland 10

Half Time Thoughts: Fiji’s playing a tad bit more composed then their last game in the first half against Scotland, though their fatigue/carelessness/ego is starting to show, with mistakes, dropped balls and uncompleted sets showing through. Ireland on the other hand seems like the more composed team, but like Scotland before them, lacks that defining oomph to make the tries that Fiji has, but is failing to play. However, if Ireland hangs in there with proper structured rugby, and Fiji continues on their way of penalty giveaways, this game might just go their way. History has a wierd habit of repeating itself. Here’s hoping the half time break will allow the coach some time to knock some sense back into the boys. From my point of view, Ireland should be a walkover, less of a challenge then say, that French team that was defeated, nay, decimated awhile back.
Fingers crossed we’ll see  more of that infamous fijian flaire coming into play in the second half.
Second Half
43:23: Held up at the irish try line what a heart break! It looked like a score, but the fijian was gift wrapped all nice and proper – and holy crap Ireland nearly scored with a run from their half, if it wasn’t for the match saving tackle by Uate. God bless that kid. My heart can’t take anymore of this ><
51:23: Oooooh a chip kick from Fiji near the irish goal line and the ball goes rogue, defeating our chaser. Close one.
55:08: After a few false starts, and a few loose balls, Fiji finally adds a few points to the board! Fiji’s finally starting to show some builds, while Ireland’s starting to show a few cracks in their defense. Wes again with his precise kicking converts the try.
Fiji 18 Ireland 10

60:31: One irish player’s got his face mixed with blood and sweat. Gets sent off the field. Crunching fijian tackles are coming through, showing our spirit’s getting fired up.
62:53: A penalty from Ireland after trying to slow the ball down right near their scoreline results in a penalty kick by the ever sharp Wes. It’s on baby. On like Donkey Kong.
Fiji 20 Ireland 10

65:38: A beautiful, simply beautiful chip kick again through the irish defense, and golden boy Hayne grabs the ball, nearly tackles one of the goal posts, and makes the try. Video referring be damned ^_^ Wes again with the golden boot makes the conversion all too easy.
Fiji 26 Ireland 10

75:18: In the words of my uncle who was watching, “Uate ga me score,” “let Uate do the scoring”. And by jove he did, with several passes all the way to the wing where Uate was waiting, he managed to beat one defender to make it pass the scoreline. Aaaaand the conversion was denied with the ball seemingly on a one way trip towards the post. It’s safe to say that this match is pretty much in the basket.
Fiji 30 Ireland 10

79:30: With what looked like a forward pass by a fellow irish player, the Irish team makes a somewhat conselation try. The conversion misses AND ITS OVER!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! (Still have to get used to how prompt these rugby league referees are ><)
Final Score:
Fiji 30 Ireland 14

According to the commentators, we’re going into the semi-finals against Australia as ‘massive, massive underdogs’, but hey, at least we earned our passage to get there. A great game by Fiji, with their discipline, structure and support play, as well as good ol’ fijian spirit propelling them through to the much dreaded semi-finals against the All Blacks of Rugby League, Australia. Here’s to their impressive, if somewhat drubby win, and hope that they tie up the loose ends (loose tempers, messy passes, incomplete sets) before their game this upcoming Sunday.
GO FIJI GO!

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Ah Fuck…Fiji are teh Best. Period.


What a game. What a fuckin’ game.

I am so proud to be a Fijian. So proud.

We lost the quarter finals of the world cup 2007 to South Africa.

But despite the loss, besides the fact that we’re not in the running anymore, despite all the talk about the predictions of us getting trounced by South Africa, we proved to the world something.

We showed the Tier 1 countries that when push comes to shove, we can take anyone to the wire. When it comes to just the two teams on the field, the only thing that matters is how much heart you have.

No sponsorship dollars. No fancy tight grab-hardy shirts, no 1st tier technical bullshit.

Just the game, the ball, and you.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. This is by far one of the best games Fiji has ever played.

We had nothing to lose, but South Africa had the most pressure on them. They had the hard job of keeping up their image as one of one of the top rugby teams in the world. Fiji? Why we were nothing but a bunch of lucky bastards who by some weird twist of fate, found themselves in a quarter final that by facts alone, shouldn’t even have beaten Wales.

But beat Wales we did. And we sure gave South Africa a run for their money.

In the end, Fiji did their best. And for that I salute them.

PS: Happy Fiji Day people :)

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There’s always a first time

It was with much trepidation that I chose to stay up to watch Fiji’s last pool game against Wales for this year’s Rugby World Cup. To be honest, I really couldn’t picture them winning the match. I mean, seriously, looking at history, we’ve never won a single one against them. That and the performance over the previous matches against Japan, Canada and Australia was anything but impressive.

Of course, my grog buddy was quick to point out that the margin difference between Fiji and Wales each time we played was lessening over the years as we seem to have improved, with the last encounter a painful 11-10. However, the fact remained. We’ve never won against them.

So you can understand my hesitance at the thought of staying up until 3am on a sunday morning just to watch Fiji lose. Or so I thought.

It was around 2am that I finally mosied down to my neighbour’s house, ready to drown my sorrows in the murky waters that is kava, my mind already made up about the outcome of the game. The usual grog doppers were all gathered around the plastic bowl, misery seemingly settled in before I arrived.

“Look on the bright side,” they said, raising their hands in a vague gesture that was either defeat or grog dopiness, “at least when it happens, we can take out our frustration on the tv.”

“Sounds good to me,” I winked mischeviously.

When the tv sparked to life, the National Side was standing on the field, arms crossed on their chest, eyes all teary, belting out the Fiji National Anthem. I stood up of course. No matter how bad Fiji plays I have to salute my country ;) Though I was slightly annoyed at the sight of grown men shedding a tear or two on International television. Nothing irks me more then a big muscular fijian dude crying during the anthem. Man up mate! We all know Fijians are proud of their country. Let the gameplay do the talking.

To make the long story short, we won.

And what a game that was. For the last few minutes, I didn’t sit down. Heck, we all didn’t sit down, grog dopiness be damned. For what seemed like an eternity, we were leading by a measley 4 points. Four points! And boy did we hold onto that ball like there was no tomorrow.

And that surprised me. I’ve seen Fiji play in all sorts of matches over the years, but with this game, the level of professionalism was such that at times I had to pinch myself to make sure I was still watching the same team that had struggled against the likes of Japan, let alone Canada.

Granted, there were times where indiscipline crept in, and there were still elements of ‘va na koro’ rugby here and there, but for the most part, the control of the ball, the fact that we won all of our line outs, the strength of the defense, the unnerving accuracy of nicky’s kicking, it was…heart warming to say the least.

I know I’ve always been a negative bastard, but damnit, there’s always a first time.

That was by far one of the best games I’ve seen Fiji play in awhile.

And I take off my provobial hat to them.

PS: I’m not the only one who was impressed by Fiji’s game.

Babasiga had a link to a sports writer’s blog post in the Guardian Unlimited. Basically he was blown away by the brilliance of the match, and apparently was live blogging right up until the last minute, right there at the game.

Best comment on the post?


image source: www.bbc.co.uk

“i’m pretty sure that seru rabeni isn’t human though…”

Agreed. With a hair style like that, he’s more Predator then Rugby Player.

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The Local Online Presence…

Digital Fiji recently made a post about the lack of local rugby online presence. You would be forgiven for thinking that the most popular sport in Fiji (save for marathon weekend grog drinking) would have heaps of local rugby unions with a strong online community, but so far only the Nabua Rugby Union has something going for them.

The thing is, this is a common fact across the board when it comes to the locals understanding the importance of having a website. Most major companies have websites, but most people are oblivious to its advantages. It would be nice to see websites on things such as local events eg. a Hibiscus festival website etc.

Local blogs are another story. Due to the relative ease of starting a blog, we are in no short supply for local blogging content. Heck this blog you’re reading is proof! Although lately, with all the fuss about political blogs getting the spotlight, non-controversy bloggists like us seem to be getting a slightly bad name.

Here’s hoping that common sense, a healthy dose of kava, and links to the Fiji Meats Man video will prevail.

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One. Year. Work. Down the drain…

What can I say?

Fiji only has themselves to blame after the dust has settled at the IRB sevens. I could go on and string trees with a list of their short comings but in the end it would serve no purpose.

They messed up. We lose the cup.

No more victory soap adverts after the loss…and definitely not after seeing this video of Ryder’s interviewee skills off the field :( It certainly doesn’t help when you’re being interviewed on camera by a chick in a bar(nightclub?) with a ready supply of beer and girls are nearby.

“The quicker”?? Classic :D
“Lets Play Downtown…attitude”?? He should be fired -_-

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A Sweet-Bitter Victory at the Wellington Sevens

Ahhhh Rugby. The only thing I can truly say that ever unites Fiji. That and grog. And…maybe Shortland Street…though I guess only the women would nod their heads to that one.

The build-up to the Wellington Sevens was one filled with dread, anticipation and a small worm sitting in your stomach reminding you that the D-Day is coming. I mean, come on…New Zealand. The one rugby team that is the very reason why Fiji has to play sevens rugby. It dosen’t matter whether other teams are getting better, or have won once or twice against us, and are going to face us in the next match. Nothing gets a fijian’s heart boiling like a showdown between us and “them“. I swear, every time there’s a match like that, the earth leans ever so slightly to one side because 905,949 people of the world’s population have stopped moving to cross their fingers (and their legs for a bowl or two) in the hopes that collective thought and mental urgency will give their team that extra boost to win.

So it was with much anticipation that on the Saturday of the game, i waited, mucking around the house, browsing online without really actually browsing (think of a soccer mum surfing 4chan) and waiting for the time when it would go down. At around 4pm I decided that a quick nap was in order, just so that I would be fresh and ready to make sure my neighbours could hear my hearty yell whenever Fiji scored.

And so I slept.

Right through the motherfucking game.

I missed it all. The beautiful 31-0, the lovely ass kicking, the cheering and screaming and joyous yelling that eminated from everyone’s mouths in Fiji, nay, from the very earth itself. I missed it all. How could I have missed that that that momentous occasion, that weekend defining moment, the whole reason to be fucking proud to be a damn fijian?

Note to self: No more late night World of Warcraft sessions on the night before or at that time for any sevens match involving Fiji against New Zealand.

Well…on the bright side we won against the country that refused to entertain our presence at the Wellington Games Parade because it started near their parliament. A smug victory indeed, and one that would have been far more smug had we won the Finals against Samoa. Which we didn’t.

God that was depressing. From an euphoric high after the victory against New Zealand, only to be taught a very nice lesson in humility and general all-round sharpness by Samoa. I could almost taste the bile that that little vile worm in my stomach had spat up, and sleep did not come easy.

Oh well. At least some people are calling this a political win over New Zealand. Kinda. Huh. Yeah. Fat chance that’ll do anything to allow our political leaders to become ‘friends‘ again :P

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