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You have officially been pwnd. Badly.

Posted by Wilson in bloggers, hack, internet, porn, pwnd on November 7, 2007


Brought to my attention by Chris of Digital Fiji (he’s always the one notifying me of these things…I really need to get out more often), the anti-military government blog Resist Franks Coup has officially been hacked. And owned. Hard.

Note: Link NSFW. You have been warned.

Posting local porn pictures that have already made the email rounds, they call themselves the “SuvaRaidrz”, and seem to be almost full of glee, as they post bad txt speak paragraphs with seemingly reckless abandon.

I doubt this site has been hacked in the traditional, high-tech, nerd-culture way, since if our local guys could hack into a site such as WordPress, then we’d all be surfing grog-shop sponsored rugby game reruns and nothing else. Based on the latest post, all the relevant login info was apparently (and unintentially I’m sure…either that or someone at RFC was bored) given out by mistake.

One password change later, and this is what we get. A few attention-grabbers, yesterday’s local porn and a blog that isn’t a blog anymore.

Moral of the Story?

Make sure that your sex sessions are always camera free.

That, and don’t give your passwords to your blog out to friends who are more computer literate then you. And hail from suva. And own a phone.

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If You’re Looking For Porn…Move Right Along…

Posted by Wilson in Chest Porns, funny, internet, nudity, porn, sex on October 16, 2007


StatCounter is a great tracker that keeps a tab on the web activity of this hallowed blog. Generally I’ve just browsed the Summary page to see what paltry stats are shown in terms of total visitors etc (Yes we too need an ego boost now and then).

It was only today that I bothered to explore the other options that were available on the website. Turns out there was a healthy selection of data analysis tools. You’ve got your general “Popular” Pages (the historic streak for fiji at 2007 rugby world cup won this particular award), “Entry” and “Exit” Pages, as well as “Came From”. All fairly standard data.

The real kicker for me though was the Recent Keyword Activity. Basically “…this a great way to see up to the second how the latest visitors to your website are using the search engines to find your website…” And boy did the search results look like fun.

Before I begin the madness, let me state for the record that when this site was started, we for sure as hell did not intend for it to be associated with porn in any other way other then verbal fun, one or two grammatical mistakes and perhaps a sexually innuendo-laced post title.

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Ok. Let me reword that. We’ve got squat on porn.

However, some people seem to think otherwise.


What you see is a table detailing what people type up in google, and somehow, by some wierd act of nature, get directed to this site.

The search for ‘fiji porn’ shows that some fellow fijian (I’m guessing) from Australia was feeling homesick. Unfortunately (or fortunately for us, more traffic!) the resulting page wasn’t quite what he expected.

Another search keyword (and probably the most typed in google besides ‘One Night in Paris’) ‘Porn’ ended up sending those poor mates to the ‘Chest Porns ftl’ post.

‘Fuck in Kitchen’ leaves you with the article on Oliver’s Kitchen, aptedly titled ‘Fuck’s Kitchen’.

Some of the arrivals via keywords are just plain off the hook, with ‘sebastian chabal big penis’ being the cringe worthy entry, the Entry page into the site being of equal cringe status.

Take note that this is only the first page of search results. I’ll spare you the pain of browsing further pages, but know that it involved more ‘fiji porn’, ‘fijian fucking’ and ‘porns’.

One surprise from the searched keywords results was…rups. As in Rups Big Bear, the local Furniture/Plastic Goods/cheap electronics/face switching Retail Outlet with a Berenstain esque bear as a mascot. Interesting. Well, to each their own. Even if it may involve people in bear suits.

In hindsight, I may have just unintentionally directed more porn searchers this way thanks in no small part to this particular post and its catchy keywords.

In that case, put away the moisterizer, calm your nipples down and enjoy the blog. You just might forget why you came here in the first place.

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