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Fail Video of the Week: Have Bamboo Gun, Will Explode

Hello December!

It’s time to celebrate the close of the old year, and welcome the beginning of the end of the world. And what better way to do that then with the thunderous sounds of the home-made bamboo gun.

There’s a certain science involved in getting a bamboo gun to work. I, however, will not bore you with that today. Instead, here is a video of someone else’s misfortune at the expense of one locally grown bamboo gun.

Watching the man react in shock to the explosion reminds me a bit of this:

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Youtube Video of the Month: Qo ga o iko!

To laugh along with this month’s video is to understand the cultural differences between Fiji and well, just about everyone else. The butt of many a joke, cultural misunderstandings are a staple of many indigenous races when clashes between perceived standards occur. This particular joke is no different.

Amongst the more naughtier circles of conversation, making a circle shape with your pointer finger and thumb means basically one thing: your arse.

Holding it up equals “This. Is your arse.” The bigger the circle you can make, the more the joke is on your intended victim.

For those of you who don’t understand Fijian, here’s a rough translation of the joke, although jokes like these are best spoken and acted out rather then read. Also it goes without mention that if you do indeed know Fijian, you can skip this here below paragraph and just watch the video via yasiboiyawa.

A kaivalagi (white person) man visits a fijian village and becomes good friends with one of the village men. They hung out a lot, worked together in the garden etc. Soon, it was time for the kaivalagi to go back. It was a sad moment for the both of them. The (somewhat old & noisy) bus arrives, and they exchange tearful goodbyes. ”Goodbye!” Said the fijian man, “Goodbye! Make sure you come back one day!” The kaivalagi nodded, held his hand up in the ‘Ok’ sign and yelled “OK!”.

Without missing a beat, the Fijian man shakes his hand furiously in the same hand signal and screams, “THAT’S YOUR SIZE!”

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Hibiscus 2011 Part 1: The Mother of all Festivals

It’s Hibiscus! Well…2 months ago. Taking to heart the concept of ‘Fiji Time’, here’s a video post (part 1) of the sights and sounds that were experienced at the Hibiscus Festival grounds during that week of fun-filled festive freedom.

Note: I am really terrible at naming parts of the car. I will seek forgiveness from my motorhead friends later.

And here’s the Youtube version:

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Photo of the Week: Have Change, Will Travel

Taxi Change image

There was a time when catching a taxi meant worrying more about whether you’ll reach your destination on time than, say, the weather.

Times have changed, both figuratively as well as literally. Now, catching a taxi requires that you a) manage to catch a taxi first (‘Where you going?’ ‘Nadera’ *drives off*) and that b) you have change, preferably small, or risk having to get off at your destination and run around asking people for change of $10 because the driver doesn’t have any.

At least this sign clears up any initial misgivings. Totally.

Vinaka @ChristinaFj!

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Slang of the Week: Slack

Slack

Slack: Lame; Not up to your somewhat expected standards; Let down.

Claire: Whatever you gang watch, don’t watch Thor. Thing was slack man.

Shivam: Why you never come to the movies? You slack saraga.

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