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If You’re Looking For Porn…Move Right Along…

Posted by Wilson in Chest Porns, funny, internet, nudity, porn, sex on October 16, 2007


StatCounter is a great tracker that keeps a tab on the web activity of this hallowed blog. Generally I’ve just browsed the Summary page to see what paltry stats are shown in terms of total visitors etc (Yes we too need an ego boost now and then).

It was only today that I bothered to explore the other options that were available on the website. Turns out there was a healthy selection of data analysis tools. You’ve got your general “Popular” Pages (the historic streak for fiji at 2007 rugby world cup won this particular award), “Entry” and “Exit” Pages, as well as “Came From”. All fairly standard data.

The real kicker for me though was the Recent Keyword Activity. Basically “…this a great way to see up to the second how the latest visitors to your website are using the search engines to find your website…” And boy did the search results look like fun.

Before I begin the madness, let me state for the record that when this site was started, we for sure as hell did not intend for it to be associated with porn in any other way other then verbal fun, one or two grammatical mistakes and perhaps a sexually innuendo-laced post title.

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Ok. Let me reword that. We’ve got squat on porn.

However, some people seem to think otherwise.


What you see is a table detailing what people type up in google, and somehow, by some wierd act of nature, get directed to this site.

The search for ‘fiji porn’ shows that some fellow fijian (I’m guessing) from Australia was feeling homesick. Unfortunately (or fortunately for us, more traffic!) the resulting page wasn’t quite what he expected.

Another search keyword (and probably the most typed in google besides ‘One Night in Paris’) ‘Porn’ ended up sending those poor mates to the ‘Chest Porns ftl’ post.

‘Fuck in Kitchen’ leaves you with the article on Oliver’s Kitchen, aptedly titled ‘Fuck’s Kitchen’.

Some of the arrivals via keywords are just plain off the hook, with ‘sebastian chabal big penis’ being the cringe worthy entry, the Entry page into the site being of equal cringe status.

Take note that this is only the first page of search results. I’ll spare you the pain of browsing further pages, but know that it involved more ‘fiji porn’, ‘fijian fucking’ and ‘porns’.

One surprise from the searched keywords results was…rups. As in Rups Big Bear, the local Furniture/Plastic Goods/cheap electronics/face switching Retail Outlet with a Berenstain esque bear as a mascot. Interesting. Well, to each their own. Even if it may involve people in bear suits.

In hindsight, I may have just unintentionally directed more porn searchers this way thanks in no small part to this particular post and its catchy keywords.

In that case, put away the moisterizer, calm your nipples down and enjoy the blog. You just might forget why you came here in the first place.

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Cracking Down on Streakers

Posted by Wilson in funny, nudity, rugby on October 2, 2007

In the previous article it was mentioned that New Zealand will be cracking down on streakers during the 2011 rugby world cup.

This is how they will do it.

image source: Military Pictures

This is to ensure that before the streakers even make it to the edge of the field, they are taken down swiftly, so that the game may continue unhindered.

All snipers are recruited from the USA, because they don’t watch rugby there and thus will not be distracted by the match.

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Historic Streak for Fiji at 2007 Rugby World Cup

Posted by Wilson in fiji, history, nudity, rugby, streaker on October 1, 2007

Apart from Fiji’s historic win over Wales, allow me to point out another historic first for Fiji at the 2007 Rugby World Cup.

During Fiji’s first pool match against Japan, in Toulouse, France. Our nation i.e. Fiji, was bestowed with the unique honour of having the first streaker at the 2007 Rugby World Cup.

The funny thing here, is that the streaker was an Irish lad. I’m still trying to equate how and what the f**k was he doing at the Fiji and Japan game, with that Irish flag.

Hang Loose?

As you can see, the Irish flag is flying high.


One cannot help but laugh and admire the sheer determination and vigor of these streakers. Yes, I said “streakers”, i.e. more than one, plural.

For the Fiji vs Australia match, in Montpellier, France. Rugby fans were not only going to witness the Wallabies continue their winning streak, they were going to witness a different streak altogether.

With 10 minutes till the end of the match, a Sebastian Chabal (a.k.a. “The Caveman”) fan ran on to the field, to draw the loudest cheers from the spectators, and viewers worldwide.

(Left – Right) Chris Latham and Sebastian Chabal fan
(Left – Right) Seru Rabeni and Cha-balls

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In case you’re wondering, there was an incident during the Fiji vs Wales match, but the pitch invader was fully clothed. Awwwww

Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on your view on streaking, measures have been taken in New Zealand to crack down on this before the 2011 Rugby World Cup that will be hosted there.

For Your Information, this legislation was passed in August before the events at the 2007 Rugby World Cup took place.

In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled for any streakers during Fiji’s quarterfinal match against South Africa (October 8th, 2007).

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