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Old Spice: New Guy: Fiji

/shrug

It’s Fabio. He mentions Fiji. There’s an ukulele and a floating coconut.

What can I say. It’s the Christmas holidays.

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Fail Video of the Week: Have Bamboo Gun, Will Explode

Hello December!

It’s time to celebrate the close of the old year, and welcome the beginning of the end of the world. And what better way to do that then with the thunderous sounds of the home-made bamboo gun.

There’s a certain science involved in getting a bamboo gun to work. I, however, will not bore you with that today. Instead, here is a video of someone else’s misfortune at the expense of one locally grown bamboo gun.

Watching the man react in shock to the explosion reminds me a bit of this:

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Youtube Video of the what is this I don’t even – Uro Club

Uro (Fijian): Slang; Title used to describe a sexy person.

Uro Club: A group of sexy people who hang out together; The top of the social ladder; In a high school movie, these people would consist of the football team and the cheerleading squad; Potential politicians, trophy wives and BP Oil Spillers; The 1%. (Note: There actually is no Uro Club – Ed)

(Golf) Uro Club: I don’t play Golf. I’m so confused…

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Youtube Video of the Month: Qo ga o iko!

To laugh along with this month’s video is to understand the cultural differences between Fiji and well, just about everyone else. The butt of many a joke, cultural misunderstandings are a staple of many indigenous races when clashes between perceived standards occur. This particular joke is no different.

Amongst the more naughtier circles of conversation, making a circle shape with your pointer finger and thumb means basically one thing: your arse.

Holding it up equals “This. Is your arse.” The bigger the circle you can make, the more the joke is on your intended victim.

For those of you who don’t understand Fijian, here’s a rough translation of the joke, although jokes like these are best spoken and acted out rather then read. Also it goes without mention that if you do indeed know Fijian, you can skip this here below paragraph and just watch the video via yasiboiyawa.

A kaivalagi (white person) man visits a fijian village and becomes good friends with one of the village men. They hung out a lot, worked together in the garden etc. Soon, it was time for the kaivalagi to go back. It was a sad moment for the both of them. The (somewhat old & noisy) bus arrives, and they exchange tearful goodbyes. ”Goodbye!” Said the fijian man, “Goodbye! Make sure you come back one day!” The kaivalagi nodded, held his hand up in the ‘Ok’ sign and yelled “OK!”.

Without missing a beat, the Fijian man shakes his hand furiously in the same hand signal and screams, “THAT’S YOUR SIZE!”

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Fail Picture of the Week: Dragonball…Shine?

They say ‘Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery’. I’d have to say this van signage I came across recently is so utterly sincere I can almost picture the puppy eyes. Like. Right there. In the signage.

Why does this look familiar, yet somewhat confusing? Perhaps this will jog your memory:

Apparently Dragonball Z is getting into the market of dish cleaning Hair care products!

Of course it makes sense, looking at the amount of hair gel needed to keep the guy’s hair up.

Next up: Dragonball balls.

Vinaka Kat Leewai for correctly pointing out that Shine was for hair,not for dishwashing >_<

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