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If You Cant Handle the Heat…

Posted by Wilson in chat, rant on October 26, 2007

BruceL: hey man
how’s it been

Wilson: sup :)

so? whats been keeping bruce busy these days?

BruceL: SIGH, DON’T ASK

i’m looking at some funny shit to take my mind off some things
magnify visitor 20 Oct 15:15:48 www.google.com.fj fuck fiji http://failedparadise.blogspot.com/
this is hilarious
search keywords ‘fuck fiji’
XD

Wilson: loooool

dont be hatin’ ;P
poor guy
must be from wales ><

BruceL: it came from ‘google.com.fj’

i’d say to this fucker ‘fucking immigrate already’
LOL

Wilson: oooooooh nasty :D

BruceL:yeah, if u can’t handle the heat, immigrate!

LOL!

Wilson: nice one :)

BruceL:that’d make a great shirt :D

zomg did i tell u that’s copyrighted?

Wilson: really?

BruceL: don’t steal it u thief!

yes
just now
yeah, if u can’t handle the heat, immigrate! (c)
OMG
i want that shirt!!!!!!!!11
perfect shirt to wear during the festive season
it’ll be an IN YOUR FACE to those ‘checking out what it’s like back home ‘ ppl
seriously though, that’s a nice line :D

Wilson: …

there are times when you scare the shit outta me
specially when you go on one of your fuckin rants ><

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Chest Porns ftl :(

Posted by Wilson in Chest Porns, chat on August 29, 2007

This was the conversation I had with Allen when he posted the now infamous “Fiji Literacy” article :)

2:42 PM Allen: I AM NOT YOUR CHEST PORN!
XD LOL
Wilson: FUCK MAN
i’m jst reading it now
oooooooh man oh man oh man
where the fuck did you get taht from!??!!
Allen: fijitimes online!!!!
LOL
Wilson: fiji is doomed :(
2:43 PM Allen: bwaaahahahahaha LOL

 10 minutes
2:54 PM Allen: shud i “digg” it?
lol
Wilson: ooooooh man i dunno
2:55 PM Allen: bleh.. wat the heck.. i got nothin to lose LOL
Wilson: no
but fijians all around the world do XD
Allen: but we’ll b famousss LOL
CHEST PORNS!
LOL
2:56 PM Wilson: XD XD XD XD
Allen: the new meme
Wilson: fuck man
Allen: “hey dude… i am not ur chest porn”
LOL
it’l spreadd
LOL
Wilson: ….you know….’
you maybe onto something here ;)
….
fuck it…go ahead :P

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God’s Internet Line

Posted by Wilson in ISP, chat, internet on July 24, 2007


2:51 PM
Keith: HOLY SHIT http://www.thelocal.se/7869/

2:52 PM Sigbritt, 75, has world’s fastest broadband

Wilson: what?

Keith: Sigbritt will now be able to enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously. Or, if there is nothing worth watching there, she will be able to download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds.

Wilson: i check now

2:55 PMholy fuck shit on a sunday afternoon with the simpsons

3:02 PM Keith: indeed

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Fiji/English Word of the Month

Posted by Wilson in ...ofthemonth, chat on June 4, 2007

Yes thats right…a fiji/english word. This time coming from a girl who is a fijian but has lived overseas her whole life and wanted to bring herself up to speed with the local lingo. A friend of mine was helping her along by asking her various english words and seeing if she could translate them into fijian.

Hilarity ensures.

Liane says: hey wat happen wit the profile photo…camouflage jiko vei iko…lol

Liane says: ;)

Liane says: seti i keri

Ben says: hahahaha

Liane says: LOL

Ben says: camouflage in fijian???

Liane says: colour vata…LOL

Ben says: hahaha

Liane says: rofl

Liane says: shyt, dont u dare tease me bout mah fijian ok

Interestingly “colour vata” is pretty much on the spot in a literal translation sort of way, with “vata” meaning “same”, so translated word for word it would be “colour same”.

Wish we had an urban dictionary for Fiji…now that would rock…Fiji Times own online dictionary not counted since I highly doubt you’d find “boci” within its pages.

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Why you should never leave your chat window open when you’re AFK…

Posted by Wilson in chat, technology on April 16, 2007

Israel: SO SO WHATS THE HAPS HAPS MAN ….

Wilson: not much

you?

Israel: WORK WORK WORK N FREAKIN MORE WORK

Wilson: …

must you always speak with all capitals? XD

Israel:My bad my cap was on ….. hahahahahah ;)

Sent at 2:49 PM on Monday

Wilson: :)

Sent at 2:56 PM on Monday

Israel: suck me

Wilson: O_o

guess work is really getting to you aye XD

Sent at 3:05 PM on Monday

Israel changed status to: i like big sausages
Israel changed status to: i like big sausages up my a##
Israel changed status to: Available

Israel: sorry man one of work used this when i went out of the office

Wilson: hehe

thought for a moment you had too much pent up frustration XD

Israel:shit i hve to lock my PC sme people usin this as soon as i leave my pc

Wilson: you should see what happens when you leave your email open…

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How Many Contacts Do You Have Online?

Posted by Wilson in chat, lifestyle on February 19, 2007

Lovo: out of curiosity, how many contacts do u hav online?

Kknd: not much

its a sad list really
why?

Lovo: cos lst week i got to see Keith’s and he has almost 20 online

Kknd: hot damn O_o

Lovo: on average i only get 3 or 4

Kknd: well for me it fluctuates

like…when do you get 3 or 4 people online?
lunch?
morning?
for me atm i’ve got 6 people online now

Lovo: well.. b4 u came on.. it was only jeff

and nowits 3

Kknd:O_o

Lovo: including u and my other friend…

Kknd:ok

lemme point this out to you
do you chat with EVERYONE on your list?
or are some people on your list because…they’re on your list? :D

Lovo: only u guys lol

Kknd: see…same here

the people on my list is small

Lovo: me too

Kknd:but at least i chat with all of them

Lovo: yeah

i was jst spoookd cos i never seen any1 havin more online like Keith lol

Kknd:XD

Lovo: yeah…. euro ppl

tsk tsk

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Being a Graphic Designer makes you Sexy ;)

Posted by Wilson in career, chat on January 31, 2007

Keith: hey
Keith: Βusy
Kknd: ho
Keith: has anything ever happened to you that completely changed the course of your life?
Kknd: hmmm lemme see
i know
i did the graphic design course
Keith: and then
Kknd: THAT single moment changed the course of my life without a fuckin doubt
Keith: how so
what would’ve happened if you had done something else
like say
welding?
Kknd: no
before that i was on the course to do boring accounting/economic/lawyer shit
Keith: don’t say that in front of a crowd
unless u want a calculator/statistics book/wig thrown at you
Kknd: loooool
Keith: so instead of a boring person
it instead made you into a cool, hip and rad dude, aye?
LOLOL
Kknd: hey hey
you know…you may be onto something there ;)

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