Archive for June, 2009
This little piggie…

Oink.
Its pandemic panic time! And you know what that means – batter down the hatches, stock up on emergency supplies, invest in a shotgun and always aim for the head.
Sorry, wrong apocalypse. It looks like we officially have a real pandemic on our hands, the first proper one for 40 years. Now, while the only pandemics I like are the ones that are cute, eat bamboo and sleep all day, this current outbreak, the dreaded H1N1, or Swine Flu, bears a high state of mention, since the former rockband turned international health body the WHO have officially declared the virus a pandemic.
This virus has gone worldwide, and is spreading at a slow and steady rate as only a hardworking virus should. Fiji is no exception. Despite the best efforts of our government health officials, the virus has reached our shores via a tourist inbound from Australia, and has settled in quite well thank you very much.
As of this moment (28/6/09), 10 people are infected with the Swine Flu virus, with more predicted on the horizon. Not a pretty thought, the idea of the virus spreading in our own shores, but it’s a reality we all have to deal with.
And to help deal with that, Failed Paradise now has a fancy counter on the top right of the blog. This counter, imaginatively labeled the “Local Swine Flu Counter” will show the number of people infected in Fiji with the current date stamp at the bottom. The actual graphic itself is also a link to the appropriate Fiji Times article with the updated info on the number of people infected.
Having a heads up with big numbers is a handy method in reminding ourselves to remain vigilant, and not to let rumours and fear take over. Of course, numbers are a double sword, not in the least the very reason why fear is generated in the first place. But hey, its all about the facts.
And the Oink o’meter? Well I needed something to go along with the poker faced pig at the top.
Handy Links:
The signs and symptoms of H1N1 (besides porking out on food)
How to Prevent getting swine flu
Blast from the Past: Gather ’round folks!
Posted by Wilson in Blast from the past, fiji, history on June 28, 2009
Blast From The Past is a weekly (or somewhere around that timeframe, as I claim ‘Fiji Time’ as my defendent) post of scans from a 1969 Fiji Times paper which also doubled as a 100 year anniversary issue look back at 1869. Every week one page scan will be posted, allowing you to have a read of issues, politics and topics that was the Fiji of the past.
Origin stories are always fascinating, especially if describing the humble beginnings of mighty empires. The Fiji Times has had a colourful history dating back to 1869, and since then has undergone many company takeovers, managerial changes and corporate mergers. Situated in the then capital of Fiji, Levuka, the Fiji Times has born witness to the ever changing life of Fiji, and over time amassed a great collection of stories and articles that show us how Fiji was in the old days.
For instance, according to this page, late 1800s Levuka was basically the wild wild west, with “no form of government whatsoever.” Tis a pity really, I was hoping that Fiji had some sort of local sheriff that chased criminals, had a cool six shooter and rode often into the beach sunset. Strangely enough, Levuka was more civilised then needing any form of gun slinging justice, and differences were solved in a rather interesting manner.
Say for example, you and Jone had different ideas on your wife’s after hours activities involving one very defensive Jone. Now, gentleman rules state that you can’t just go to his house and beat the crap out of him. That’s so barbaric. And since there’s no government, there’s no judicial system. No judicial system, no fancy wig wearers to hear your claim. So what do you do? Why tell everyone else of course.
“Gather ’round folks!” You yell, perched on top of some non-descript wooden shipping box in the middle of the town square, “gather ’round and let me tell you a tale of dark desire, of betrayal most dear, of love lost and sold to the nearest lark!” Basically, you have to almost put on a show in a public place (preferably town itself, though the local tavern offers the same numbers with the added bonus of reduced straight thinking thanks in no small part to alochol), and tell everyone what exactly is pissing you off. It’s almost as if you’re trying to make a case to the jury, which in this case, is the public in general. And don’t forget, your opponent a.k.a. Jone, is also in the other side of town, doing the same thing, preaching to the crowd of how he has been wrongingfully accused, and how he must clear his name for his family’s sake.
After making a public spectacle of yourself, further dialogue is added to the latest issue of the Fiji Times, with the paper acting as interceder on behalf of the community. It is after this however, that it gets a tad cloudy, with the article describing the matter as “…generally ended”. I’m not quite sure exactly how, after creating all that hoopla out in town and in the Fiji Times, does the matter get resolved, unless some sort of voting was drawn up to finger out the guilty person amongst the two arguing individuals, or, at least in my head, a free for all, last man standing boxing match is organised, with the winner declearing his side of the arguement true. Woah.
Admitedly, the actual article is about 3 men who made the Fiji Times into the news conglomorate it is today, but I was pretty much side-swiped by the near aside description of how differences were solved. I mean, no government, no sheriff, every man for himself?
I call ownership on the inevitable movie script that will be written about this period of Fiji’s history. I can just picture it now.
(Deep movie trailer voice) “In a time when there was no law…”
Slang of the week: Pato

Wearing pato...
Pato: Going barefoot; no shoes, all natural sole;
My shoes bust in town and I couldn’t walk far in them, so I had to pato the rest of the way. Slack saraga.
Local Music changes its tune
When the words “Local Music” is mentioned, what springs to mind? Cheery, smiley fijians standing on white sandy beaches, smiles beaming away, ukaleles in tow, harmonious tunes echoing in the pacific breeze? Calm stringed melodies singing of times of old, when times were simple and the grog flowed like the stream next to the house?
If you were just visiting our shores at the local hotel then, yes.
However, a cursory glance at localmusicinfiji.com will reveal a totally different picture.
Times are a’changin’, and amongst many young musicians today, its definitely all about the hip rap hop.
With the advent of westernisation, cheap computers and coupled with the ease at which the internet has made itself available to many families today (ah the good old days of dial-up…or maybe not), anyone and everyone with a musical bone or a lyrical leaning towards rap can make themselves heard. Several rappers have already made a name for themselves, such as Sammy G, Mr Grin, and Red Child, to name but a few.
The distribution channels for local grown music has improved with the help of the internet via bebo groups, reverbnation profiles etc, but the traditional means still remain, either through radio, a music video (if you’ve a video production company at your disposal), and even through public performances:
Not to be outdone by the advent of hip hop, krumping is also making headwaves with its subsequent introduction and growth.
It would be interesting to see just how far this genre of music and dance would develop, and with plenty of raw talent and the internet as their oyster, we should be in for alot of surprises in the coming years.


















































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