I got a warm fuzzy feeling when I received the above email promotion in my mailbox awhile ago. No, not because it was about the xbox 360 game console, though owning one would be nice. Rather, it was the paragraph at the top, under the “Battle for the Reds” title which read:
I’ve always known our Fijian rugby players overseas to be famous, but reading this made me puff up with pride, blink away the crocodile tears, and sniff quitely. To think that Tuqiri is up there with Linkin Park 
God bless Rugby. And Fiji.
PS: Oh, and don’t forget those NGO’s that work towards bettering someone’s life out there
#1 by keith on November 11, 2007 - 12:25 pm
Indeed, one can relate such a feeling when a well-known, Wallaby winger makes the headlines ;D
#2 by Wilson on November 11, 2007 - 11:12 pm
Lol oh well when you put it like that ><
#3 by Anonymous on November 12, 2007 - 11:31 pm
gaylo 3
#4 by Wilson on November 13, 2007 - 8:39 pm
@anonymous
Ah well…I’m PC all the way, but having a gaming console wouldn’t be so bad ><
#5 by Anonymous on November 16, 2007 - 5:44 am
i have no beef with the game or console.
its just that i have this … dislike for it’s biggest local fanboy; mister we’re-pwning-them-pirates-no-really imdvd
but its all good its all good. the queen of blades will be here soon and we can forget all about them console loyalist fools.
forgive my rambling >_>
#6 by Anonymous on November 29, 2007 - 2:57 am
oi your bocis stop talking shit about imdvd. there the best place in the country for movies and gamez. you bitches are just jelous stupid fags keep playing your lame warcraft shit you no life loosers
#7 by Wilson on November 29, 2007 - 7:19 am
I’m sorry anonymous but we don’t allow company endorsement/fanboyism without first paying this blog a fee of $250. Please contact us at failedparadise@blogspot.com and we’ll be more then happy to send you a rate sheet.
Oh, and don’t forget to take your dick out of your mouth when you’re posting comments. That way you can look up at the screen properly and check your damn spelling =_=
#8 by cieart on November 29, 2007 - 9:34 am
Note to Anonymous:
Next time you want to post a comment email me at losersproofreader@gmail.com and I’ll be happy to proof read your comments at a small price. I’ve taken the liberty of editing your previous comment for free. Do take note of the use of exclarmation marks at the end – they have a huge effect on your statements!
Oi you boci’s stop talking shit about IMDVD. They are the best place in the country for movies and games. You bitches are just jelous stupid fags who keep playing your lame warcraft shit. You no life losers!
#9 by cieart on November 29, 2007 - 9:46 am
Ops…maybe you won’t want to hire me after all…jelous as in jealous!
#10 by Wilson on November 29, 2007 - 5:39 pm
@ cieart
hey nice work on the proof reading!
Especially love the exclamation mark at the end – really helped to nail home the point 
I sure wish we could hire you to proof read all our articles and incoming comments. But we can only pay you in grams. Of Kava ^_^
#11 by cieart on December 2, 2007 - 8:40 pm
Well…you see I don’t like the brown stuff (including the brown bottle). However, I was thinking of setting up my kava business here in Brissy, so payment in kava is ok by me…just have to run it by my accountant first.