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You have to hand it to Mcdonalds.

They sure know how to handle situations that don’t agree with them. Said situation being of course, my rampant vandalism of their utensils (and I swear I’m not the only one to indulge in such a fascinating past time) and the resulting rubbish that ensures, much to the dismay to the security guard who often views my entering the premises with much disapproval.

There’s a price tag for such marvelous work like this…

Now Mcdonalds would not be the all encompassing, evil-generating, superpower that they are without being able to deal with problems such as art-wannabes like yours truly. But the question is, how do you sort out customers who take great delight in creating rubbish/masterpieces out of your utensils without actually raising the security guard’s pay and responsibilities (i.e. Watchman/door opener/growl-at-rubbish-making-customer)?

Simple. Make the coffee/tea cups harder to tear apart.

Fellow readers, I present you with the all new and improved coffee/tea cup from Mcdonalds!

What, I can hear you ask, makes this cup so different from its previous incarnation?

Why for one thing, it resists almost all attempts at turning it into a modern piece of art!

See how its strong reinforced sides hold up against the might of the powerful mcdonald cup stirrer! (Mind you, I nearly fucked my mate’s eye when the stirrer snapped after attempt number 8…)

Marvel at its bravery at our repeated attempts to crush it to smitherings using the serving platter!

And breath a sigh of relief, content in the fact that the security guard will not have anymore reservations with us entering the premises in the future!

Ahhh the lengths I go to in the name of progress…for this blog, nevermind humanity.