Archive for October, 2007
Vibrators are Required. By Law.
Apparently this picture has been making the email rounds today, and while I’m sure all the office workers have had their fair share of laughs, its time for the rest of us to admire the legacy of the Labasa Magistrate Court Registry Office and their deft grasp of the English language.
I guess this just about confirms one of the many uses of the trusty mobile phone amongst the Legal eagles. Good to know our trusty tax dollars are being spent on their healthy libidos
PS: A big thanks to the guys who sent this to me…
The "Gulong ng Palad" Plague
Posted by Allen in fiji, gulong ng palad, lifestyle on October 30, 2007

If you’re living in Fiji and haven’t been living under a rock, then I’m sure you may have heard of the Philippine soap opera/love story, “Gulong ng Palad” or locally known as “Gulong” for short.
The popularity of “Gulong” in this country is so widespread, that if I stopped and asked every second person on the street about the Philippine soap, they would know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s even popular in rural villages that have electricity or a generator.
The story of “Gulong ng Palad” is set around two lovers, Luisa Santos and Ricardo “Carding” Medel, who are from two different social classes… that is all that I will say. You can go out and ask your friend, neighbour or a workmate in Fiji for a proper synopsis.
The soap is set in the Tagalog language, so if you are able to understand Tagalog, then you’ll feel right at home, otherwise subtitles are provided in English for your own convenience.
On the issue of subtitles, it’s quite amazing that many people in the village are drawn to “Gulong”, and have contributed to it’s popularity here. Amazing, because English obviously isn’t the primary language. So, I’m guessing that there are probably one or two translators for a household watching “Gulong” in the village.
“Gulong ng Palad” is sold cheaply at your local pirate DVD outlet, and comes in a series of eight (8) discs, with each disc having a length of four (4) hours. So that’s thirty-two (32) hours in total, of your life right there.
Don’t worry, it isn’t all that painful or torturous as you may think. The story is so captivating that most viewers tend to lose track of time, sleep, and even responsibilities.
There have been numerous incidents of people staying up all night watching “Gulong”, with a roll of orchid, softly, or other toilet brands by their side. Please note that the roll of toilet paper isn’t for the wiping of the posterior whilst watching “Gulong”, but for the tears i.e. from the eyes.
On a parting note, if the “Gulong ng Palad” plague has spread to your household, please keep a box of Kleenex or your favourite toilet roll by your side because this show is known to get the water works running.
This is Teivovo!
Of course, I’m assuming this guy was bored when he made this video. Surely thats all there is to this? A need to karaoke yourself to the Black Rose “Teivovo” song, regardless of the fact that you know half of the words…but who cares? As long as you do that whole head-banging ‘teivovo’ thing, widen your eyes, flare your nostrils and adjust your camera to zoom in on your…nose…as long as it keeps you occupied, then where’s the harm in that?
Funnily enough, although you’ve pretty much seen the whole video in the first “teivovo” chant of the song, you can’t tear your eyes away from the screen, wanting to know what other tricks this guy has up his sleeve…
What Really Unites FIJI??? – Part Two/Rua/Deux/Zwei
Posted by Allen in lifestyle, Social Networking Websites on October 28, 2007
Yes, “Bebo” is gaining momentum and popularity amongst the youth of FIJI. I guess this is due to its free interactive features, which include Bebo Skins, Bebo Bands, Bebo Authors, Bebo Groups, Bebo Mobile, Bebo Lingerie… ok scratch that last one out, just testing your attention span.
I bet that many of you have or had accounts on Bebo, or even Hi5. If not, then you’re probably on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster, Xanga, etc; or probably had your account deleted because your chick or dick dumped you, but lets not touch on that.
On a whole, it’s quite encouraging to notice that the people of this nation are becoming more internet savvy, and particular with their online activity and choice of online social network. As for myself, it’s all starting to wear thin on me. I’m beginning to relish the looks from strangers who may stare because they recognise you from your online public profile. [chokes]
Nevertheless, I have decided to keep my online profiles active but that’s because I’d like to “truly be considered to be from FIJI“ XD
If You Cant Handle the Heat…
Wilson: sup
BruceL: SIGH, DON’T ASK
Wilson: loooool
BruceL: it came from ‘google.com.fj’
Wilson: oooooooh nasty
BruceL:yeah, if u can’t handle the heat, immigrate!
Wilson: nice one
BruceL:that’d make a great shirt
Wilson: really?
BruceL: don’t steal it u thief!
Wilson: …



















































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