Fiji’s 2 minutes of fame on Digg


At any moment in time, when Fiji appears in international media circles, a warm glow strikes my heart. Fiji! The home of white sandy beaches, coconut palm trees, tropical weather, smiley people is on <insert big name media station>!!

Of course, lately it hasn’t been all roses and awesome try scores in the IRB circuit. With the attention that local bloggers have been receiving from the government, this particular news submission caught my eye on Digg:

Fiji declares war on bloggers and open internet access, click to help!

Hurray! Fiji’s been featured on Digg with a healthy 854 diggs! :D I was both surprised to see Fiji on Digg, as well as slightly disappointed that it had to do with current affairs instead of having something to do with Ryder. After all, what will all those overseas people think of us now?

I simply had to scroll down the page to see what they thought :D Here are some of the funnier comments on the article:

“uhh i clicked…
not so sure if it helped…”

“I love their water : )”
(Blog note: Great. That’s all they’ll ever think of us as? FVB needs to work more harder…)

“Quick let’s invade them and fuck up the island with our own ideals.”

“There is only a handful of computers in Fiji so I don’t think this was a hard thing to do. They most likely went hut to hut.”
(Blog note: Damnit. I think FVB was abit too successful at showing Fiji as all huts and beaches…huts? wtf? XD)

“Digg effect for the Fiji Government anyone?
http://www.fiji.gov.fj
Just visiting would send a democratic message…”
“yea! lets help the Fijians by fucking up their only website!”
(Blog note: -_- I’m really starting to lose hope here….)

But by far my favourite comment of this whole charade would have to be this one:

“who the fuck is fiji?”

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  1. #1 by Allen on May 23, 2007 - 4:45 pm

    regarding, “who the fuck is fiji?”..

    “Fiji” is the Pseudonym, of the popular Hawaiian based singer George ‘Fiji’ Veikoso

    I hope this clears the air on who Fiji is

    :D

  2. #2 by Allen on May 23, 2007 - 4:58 pm

    LOL i just read this comment on Digg regarding the article LOL!

    “Fiji? This is news? Fiji is just a smear of shit on my morning toilet paper.

    Let’s be a little more concerned with what is going on in our own American backyard. Bush the Dictator may try to remain in power with a fake catastrophe so you better watch out. Once martial law is declared the Constitution and all those lovely rights we cherish will be gone forever.”

    What a self centered ASSHOLE!!

  3. #3 by Allen on May 23, 2007 - 5:05 pm

    ohh this is the whole story LOL

    by lorductape on 5/17/07:
    who the fuck is fiji?

    by diggthiscrap on 5/17/07:
    An island nation you slack-jawed yokel.

    SwissCamel by SwissCamel on 5/18/07:
    I sense he was joking, you humorless cunt.

    by drekor on 5/18/07:
    They are a refreshing bottled beverage.

    by BESTenemy on 5/18/07:
    It’s where you’ll be if you allow the establishment of the police state here at home.

    by Elrod on 5/18/07
    Fiji is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

  4. #4 by keith on June 2, 2007 - 2:18 am

    well, there’s the internet for you

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