Archive for March, 2007

The True Holy Trinity is revealed

While in the taxi the other day i couldn’t help but notice a certain image stuck behind the wheel of the taxi:


I couldn’t believe my eyes. Was that really Jesus and the hindi god Rama, together, in one picture?

Upon closer inspection:


This is the first time ever I have come across a religious image such as this. And is that Sai Baba at the bottom? Woah! A Holy Trinity like no other!

I mean, what are the chances of having all 3 major (i’m not too sure Sai Baba is a major player in the religious world league, but hey, if he’s in, he’s in) religious icons in one single picture?

Apparently the taxi driver had obtained this fascinating picture from a friend in high school. Probably an aspiring photoshopper and not a staunchly religious one at that. No self respecting god fearing person would ever create an image like this and not be tempted to scribble/cut out the competitors. Can’t say the same for the driver though.

I have a sneaking suspicion that perhaps it wasn’t that kid from high school, but rather a scheming entrepreneur who decided to cash in on the lucrative religious market by including all 3 Gods in one picture and selling it.

“Think of the trees” he’s probably saying.

At least it promotes love for your fellow men…..’s gods :)

PS: I wonder if every night when no one is around, they come alive Toy Soldiers style, and wage an epic battle with each other for the rightful title of Attention Holder. Kind of like that South Park episode of Jesus Vs Father Christmas. Only a bit more epic. And with more blasphemy.

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…of the month

Already?! Well, I just wanted to try out the Blog This! feature of Picasa.

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It Came From McDonalds :O

I’ve got a bad habit that I’m sure it makes me hated amongst the l33t people who work at McDonalds. Each and every time I go and eat there, I must make it my job to mutilate, decimate, and otherwise, destroy any piece of utensils (usually the coffee cup) that accompany the meal.

I’m sure its born out of boredom. You know how it goes.

Your friend will be running through the usual monologue of whatever new interest it is that has captivated his attention during the week…

“…by putting points into the Affliction Tree I can make sure my casting times are quick -”

And then the coffee cups go. I think it’s because of the ease at which you can tear it apart. While i’m uhuh-ing and yeah-ing my way through the conversation, my idyllic fingers grab a cup stirrer (an important tool in any destructorphile’s arsenal) and begin to make holes in the side of the cup. Soon the cup begins to take the form of a grotesque alien tin hybrid machine/coffee creature that can usually be found in those Z-Grade movies you find at the back of any good video store.

After the coffee cup has given up its futile resistance, it is usually broken down into tiny itsy bitsy pieces to show who’s the Lord of the table. No one is left alive.

It is at this point that I realize something. My friends all ordered coffee! Oh Joy!

With gleeful abandon, I take their now empty cups of coffee and proceed to stage 2…making more “It came from McDonalds” coffee cup monsters :)

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… of the month

Our ‘… of the month’ for March is a comment of the month. This is off a blog post with the headline Teacher jailed for oral sex with male teenage student.

ManilaRyce said…

summa cum laude

this thing has really exploded in the teacher’s face. it’s also too bad everyone blew it for the student. that just sucks. It’s not easy to get head of the class when you’ve got such a heavy load. however, i find defense of the teacher a bit hard to swallow.

All I can say is ‘no comment’.

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Pirates Are Teh Evil!!1! Part 3

Apparently I wasn’t the only one who found this advert amusing :) A regular for the Letters to the Editor wrote to the Fiji Times on the very same day the advert came out:

This guy must have must have read my previous blog entry concerning the use of the Internet ;) He’s my hero.

PS: The lady at the bottom is Laisa Vulakoro, a local singer who was big in the live performance circles. Wonder if she uses the net as well…

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