Archive for February, 2007

Man Interferes With Nature and Mutation Ensures!

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These guys were out doing their normal thing up at the Monasavu Dam when they just so happen to catch these …. large eels.

Maybe the Hydro-electricity generator did weird things to animals and made these eels humongous. Or maybe they could just be of normal size. But one fact does remain. Weird scientific stuff always manages to muck things up and unusual growth ensures.

I mean, look at Godzilla, the big ass giant dinosaur who became big ass because the japanese (and later the French in that horrible Hollywood version) couldn’t resist playing with bombs. I’m surprised after all these years he still hasn’t ended up on the Japanese’s dinner plate.

Moral of the Story?

For bigger penises or breasts, look no further then your local high school science lab. Unless of course if you stay next to Umbrella Corp. In which case…you’re pretty much fucked :D

Disclaimer: I can’t really post relevant scientific links backing up my claims of science affecting nature, since I never did well in Basic Science way back in Form 3 & 4 :(

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quote of the month

The Life Pursuit is so ridiculously happy, it makes Care Bears look goth.

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How Many Contacts Do You Have Online?

Lovo: out of curiosity, how many contacts do u hav online?

Kknd: not much

its a sad list really
why?

Lovo: cos lst week i got to see Keith’s and he has almost 20 online

Kknd: hot damn O_o

Lovo: on average i only get 3 or 4

Kknd: well for me it fluctuates

like…when do you get 3 or 4 people online?
lunch?
morning?
for me atm i’ve got 6 people online now

Lovo: well.. b4 u came on.. it was only jeff

and nowits 3

Kknd:O_o

Lovo: including u and my other friend…

Kknd:ok

lemme point this out to you
do you chat with EVERYONE on your list?
or are some people on your list because…they’re on your list? :D

Lovo: only u guys lol

Kknd: see…same here

the people on my list is small

Lovo: me too

Kknd:but at least i chat with all of them

Lovo: yeah

i was jst spoookd cos i never seen any1 havin more online like Keith lol

Kknd:XD

Lovo: yeah…. euro ppl

tsk tsk

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Fiji Water makes you lose your hair!

According to a bunch of treehuggers, a litre of Fiji Water can cause baldness, remove facial hair, heighten olfactory senses and make you soil your underwear!! Seriously speaking though, apparently some dude made some calculations and concluded that the production (and transport) of a kilogram bottle of Fiji Water “consumed 26.88 kilograms of water, .849 Kilograms of fossil fuel and emitted 562 grams of Greenhouse Gases.” I removed the non-metric measurements in that quote because they are annoying and f#@king pointless. Anyway, I think people should worry more about the fact that people actually buy bottled water than what some dude, with a sly smile who knows his math, has to say.

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What Really Unites FIJI???

This is in response to Wilson’s post, “A Sweet-Bitter Victory at the Wellington Sevens“. He mentions that Sevens Rugby (or even Fifteens Rugby for that matter) unites the people here in FIJI.

I do not dispute this fact but there is another uniting factor that Wilson has failed to mention, and this is the fast growing, and the most popular thing to hit our shores (since the missionaries)… and this is……..(drum roll)…… wait for it…….. wait for it……(drum roll)…

Hi5


Yes people, “Hi5” is a disease that is spreading fast around the country.

Every single person in this country is connected… from the children of the highest ranking officials in this country, to the common people on the street.

It is on “Hi5” that you will discover every single person that is living or has lived in FIJI. From the girls who like to talk with an accent but have lived in FIJI their entire life, to the weirdo who’d follow you around the street (but that’s another story) XD

It scares me at times to discover how we’re all “connected”. The way things are heading, there may come a day where those who do not have a “Hi5” profile, will not truly be considered to be from FIJI

XD

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A Sweet-Bitter Victory at the Wellington Sevens

Ahhhh Rugby. The only thing I can truly say that ever unites Fiji. That and grog. And…maybe Shortland Street…though I guess only the women would nod their heads to that one.

The build-up to the Wellington Sevens was one filled with dread, anticipation and a small worm sitting in your stomach reminding you that the D-Day is coming. I mean, come on…New Zealand. The one rugby team that is the very reason why Fiji has to play sevens rugby. It dosen’t matter whether other teams are getting better, or have won once or twice against us, and are going to face us in the next match. Nothing gets a fijian’s heart boiling like a showdown between us and “them“. I swear, every time there’s a match like that, the earth leans ever so slightly to one side because 905,949 people of the world’s population have stopped moving to cross their fingers (and their legs for a bowl or two) in the hopes that collective thought and mental urgency will give their team that extra boost to win.

So it was with much anticipation that on the Saturday of the game, i waited, mucking around the house, browsing online without really actually browsing (think of a soccer mum surfing 4chan) and waiting for the time when it would go down. At around 4pm I decided that a quick nap was in order, just so that I would be fresh and ready to make sure my neighbours could hear my hearty yell whenever Fiji scored.

And so I slept.

Right through the motherfucking game.

I missed it all. The beautiful 31-0, the lovely ass kicking, the cheering and screaming and joyous yelling that eminated from everyone’s mouths in Fiji, nay, from the very earth itself. I missed it all. How could I have missed that that that momentous occasion, that weekend defining moment, the whole reason to be fucking proud to be a damn fijian?

Note to self: No more late night World of Warcraft sessions on the night before or at that time for any sevens match involving Fiji against New Zealand.

Well…on the bright side we won against the country that refused to entertain our presence at the Wellington Games Parade because it started near their parliament. A smug victory indeed, and one that would have been far more smug had we won the Finals against Samoa. Which we didn’t.

God that was depressing. From an euphoric high after the victory against New Zealand, only to be taught a very nice lesson in humility and general all-round sharpness by Samoa. I could almost taste the bile that that little vile worm in my stomach had spat up, and sleep did not come easy.

Oh well. At least some people are calling this a political win over New Zealand. Kinda. Huh. Yeah. Fat chance that’ll do anything to allow our political leaders to become ‘friends‘ again :P

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click me

I was running around the city of Suva late last week when I saw a sign that said WAN-Q. I was in such a rush that I didn’t bother to stop and check to be sure. Yesterday afternoon, all doubts were cleared when I happened to be on that same street and had a second glance. I guess there’s nothing suspicious about a Chinese restaurant that’s along Cumming Street.

Update:
Thanks to Allen for the pics.



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