Archive for February, 2007

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These guys were out doing their normal thing up at the Monasavu Dam when they just so happen to catch these …. large eels.

Maybe the Hydro-electricity generator did weird things to animals and made these eels humongous. Or maybe they could just be of normal size. But one fact does remain. Weird scientific stuff always manages to muck things up and unusual growth ensures.

I mean, look at Godzilla, the big ass giant dinosaur who became big ass because the japanese (and later the French in that horrible Hollywood version) couldn’t resist playing with bombs. I’m surprised after all these years he still hasn’t ended up on the Japanese’s dinner plate.

Moral of the Story?

For bigger penises or breasts, look no further then your local high school science lab. Unless of course if you stay next to Umbrella Corp. In which case…you’re pretty much fucked

Disclaimer: I can’t really post relevant scientific links backing up my claims of science affecting nature, since I never did well in Basic Science way back in Form 3 & 4